I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 44249 | 2017-02-02 22:21:42 | 119.68 | 93% |
| 33208 | 2014-12-27 14:59:33 | 127.56 | 97% |
| 32989 | 2014-12-25 14:18:34 | 112.31 | 93% |
| 30326 | 2014-11-28 20:46:33 | 119.69 | 97% |
| 29852 | 2014-11-23 15:14:58 | 108.29 | 92% |
| 29724 | 2014-11-22 19:18:44 | 112.40 | 96% |
| 28472 | 2014-11-09 19:43:31 | 129.61 | 98% |
| 28450 | 2014-11-09 19:25:27 | 124.57 | 98% |
| 27183 | 2014-10-17 20:12:59 | 103.58 | 93% |
| 26791 | 2014-10-12 09:34:27 | 104.97 | 95% |
| 26438 | 2014-10-05 10:04:23 | 94.34 | 84% |
| 25878 | 2014-09-27 18:23:41 | 110.34 | 94% |
| 25719 | 2014-09-26 18:04:27 | 118.68 | 97% |
| 24587 | 2014-09-03 16:11:08 | 104.82 | 94% |
| 24263 | 2014-08-25 16:29:20 | 100.29 | 92% |
| 23900 | 2014-07-29 19:54:33 | 99.09 | 93% |
| 23700 | 2014-07-20 21:09:33 | 92.09 | 90% |
| 22146 | 2014-06-09 13:16:21 | 110.58 | 92% |
| 21884 | 2014-06-08 11:20:01 | 107.12 | 95% |
| 21489 | 2014-06-06 00:02:21 | 106.71 | 96% |
| 21296 | 2014-06-04 20:51:34 | 85.33 | 85% |
| 17870 | 2014-05-10 15:48:38 | 114.21 | 98% |
| 17189 | 2014-04-27 22:21:18 | 97.41 | 84% |
| 16644 | 2014-04-16 10:16:09 | 93.68 | 91% |
| 16221 | 2014-04-15 10:40:37 | 99.82 | 90% |
| 14804 | 2014-04-11 11:34:36 | 101.38 | 91% |
| 14355 | 2014-04-02 19:12:01 | 115.89 | 94% |
| 14302 | 2014-03-30 20:52:34 | 102.82 | 92% |
| 14111 | 2014-03-27 19:44:12 | 104.18 | 95% |
| 13934 | 2014-03-26 15:12:43 | 108.83 | 92% |
| 13687 | 2014-03-25 23:40:30 | 102.16 | 89% |
| 13643 | 2014-03-25 22:47:29 | 101.07 | 93% |
| 13343 | 2014-03-24 12:34:37 | 98.82 | 91% |
| 12788 | 2014-03-22 13:24:12 | 100.63 | 90% |
| 12642 | 2014-03-21 18:46:53 | 103.17 | 93% |
| 12320 | 2014-03-20 18:15:09 | 114.10 | 93% |
| 12035 | 2014-03-17 08:33:32 | 104.18 | 91% |
| 11378 | 2014-03-14 14:32:16 | 79.35 | 88% |
| 10289 | 2014-03-10 07:09:05 | 109.18 | 93% |
| 10108 | 2014-03-09 16:42:59 | 94.10 | 93% |
| 9478 | 2014-02-28 12:50:05 | 117.58 | 96% |
| 9049 | 2014-02-23 20:03:57 | 88.72 | 89% |
| 8830 | 2014-02-20 20:16:16 | 97.32 | 91% |
| 8156 | 2014-02-16 19:23:31 | 100.84 | 94% |
| 7960 | 2014-02-15 22:38:12 | 88.29 | 87% |
| 7495 | 2014-02-11 17:18:49 | 97.91 | 93% |
| 6823 | 2014-01-22 17:21:49 | 101.60 | 93% |
| 5933 | 2013-11-28 21:06:43 | 79.35 | 86% |
| 5929 | 2013-11-28 21:02:20 | 90.22 | 89% |
| 5056 | 2013-11-18 21:02:17 | 100.86 | 97% |
| 4524 | 2013-11-12 16:54:00 | 101.36 | 94% |
| 4351 | 2013-11-10 17:16:09 | 107.72 | 92% |
| 4056 | 2013-10-28 21:15:30 | 101.06 | 93% |
| 3614 | 2013-10-14 10:13:46 | 107.44 | 98% |
| 3071 | 2013-08-03 10:42:23 | 89.86 | 92% |
| 3010 | 2013-08-02 20:38:33 | 95.88 | 91% |
| 1557 | 2013-07-04 20:21:32 | 86.22 | 90% |
| 1470 | 2013-06-25 18:27:21 | 107.35 | 98% |
| 915 | 2013-06-20 20:21:43 | 83.94 | 83% |
| 307 | 2013-06-18 10:21:40 | 96.26 | 94% |
| 213 | 2013-06-17 11:43:00 | 106.82 | 95% |