Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 47950 | 2022-11-06 18:17:05 | 107.50 | 98% |
| 44838 | 2021-05-20 21:27:16 | 97.28 | 98% |
| 40410 | 2020-04-18 21:31:29 | 88.33 | 96% |
| 40243 | 2020-03-30 11:43:19 | 107.97 | 97% |
| 31117 | 2017-03-19 17:36:54 | 101.08 | 93% |