I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 48941 | 2023-02-07 03:17:48 | 116.58 | 98% |
| 47323 | 2022-07-10 22:03:08 | 123.94 | 99% |
| 44672 | 2021-01-13 17:31:31 | 120.29 | 97% |
| 44339 | 2020-09-28 23:20:31 | 119.60 | 97% |
| 43040 | 2020-06-09 01:26:05 | 106.95 | 97% |
| 41899 | 2020-05-17 20:19:53 | 111.89 | 98% |
| 38245 | 2019-11-20 13:43:34 | 111.04 | 98% |
| 35210 | 2019-04-02 10:58:42 | 102.63 | 97% |
| 34512 | 2019-02-20 14:57:16 | 105.17 | 98% |
| 31445 | 2017-06-14 22:05:27 | 109.30 | 98% |
| 30404 | 2017-01-06 23:02:23 | 113.13 | 94% |
| 30095 | 2017-01-02 17:30:42 | 107.93 | 96% |
| 29536 | 2016-12-07 22:18:48 | 85.78 | 89% |
| 28363 | 2016-09-18 01:19:42 | 116.12 | 95% |
| 27908 | 2016-09-09 20:36:04 | 93.89 | 92% |
| 27663 | 2016-09-05 05:01:31 | 111.81 | 96% |
| 26789 | 2016-08-18 22:52:53 | 87.89 | 89% |
| 25278 | 2016-04-28 02:18:33 | 97.71 | 91% |
| 24616 | 2016-04-13 05:51:35 | 97.94 | 92% |
| 24429 | 2016-04-11 02:49:38 | 100.92 | 90% |
| 24329 | 2016-04-10 06:33:28 | 112.68 | 95% |
| 24082 | 2016-04-06 16:15:27 | 101.65 | 93% |
| 23926 | 2016-04-04 07:51:31 | 92.86 | 89% |
| 22896 | 2016-03-12 22:04:48 | 92.97 | 92% |
| 21412 | 2016-02-08 18:49:21 | 92.23 | 94% |
| 21369 | 2016-02-07 17:10:49 | 96.90 | 92% |
| 20773 | 2016-01-21 18:18:17 | 95.23 | 93% |
| 20248 | 2016-01-07 23:10:34 | 100.57 | 94% |
| 20033 | 2016-01-03 13:54:57 | 111.29 | 97% |
| 19791 | 2015-12-30 09:27:44 | 104.31 | 95% |
| 19599 | 2015-12-20 08:00:57 | 91.21 | 93% |
| 18011 | 2015-10-28 20:04:23 | 92.35 | 91% |
| 17982 | 2015-10-28 19:30:03 | 98.92 | 96% |
| 17773 | 2015-10-21 17:51:53 | 85.04 | 88% |
| 15689 | 2015-08-04 23:19:54 | 95.98 | 91% |
| 15396 | 2015-07-28 16:21:32 | 91.40 | 91% |
| 15199 | 2015-07-27 12:53:07 | 87.41 | 91% |
| 14939 | 2015-07-24 12:49:21 | 86.09 | 92% |
| 14639 | 2015-07-19 07:25:10 | 84.01 | 89% |
| 14569 | 2015-07-17 12:21:42 | 82.88 | 92% |
| 13205 | 2015-06-05 06:56:02 | 92.57 | 93% |
| 13202 | 2015-06-05 06:52:39 | 81.30 | 88% |
| 13106 | 2015-06-04 10:00:21 | 102.47 | 95% |
| 12995 | 2015-06-03 07:12:44 | 90.56 | 93% |
| 12854 | 2015-05-30 00:49:20 | 93.68 | 93% |
| 12661 | 2015-05-24 21:19:24 | 83.66 | 91% |
| 12594 | 2015-05-24 18:28:22 | 95.74 | 92% |
| 12593 | 2015-05-24 18:27:21 | 82.85 | 90% |
| 11973 | 2015-05-08 21:18:26 | 86.87 | 93% |
| 10869 | 2015-04-10 20:57:22 | 84.44 | 89% |
| 10760 | 2015-04-09 15:17:32 | 76.09 | 90% |