Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7401 | 2021-01-04 18:41:50 | 69.33 | 94% |
| 6121 | 2020-11-17 13:45:57 | 67.50 | 95% |
| 2791 | 2020-08-09 15:52:08 | 55.92 | 93% |