Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10666 | 2023-07-15 07:48:31 | 92.94 | 97% |
| 7934 | 2022-07-02 07:37:57 | 108.10 | 99% |
| 7661 | 2022-04-07 00:03:44 | 96.03 | 97% |
| 4750 | 2021-05-06 05:03:32 | 97.98 | 97% |