What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Listen - in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 15804 | 2017-11-29 03:53:34 | 73.89 | 98% |
| 14144 | 2016-12-19 19:43:40 | 75.70 | 95% |
| 14051 | 2016-12-17 15:39:07 | 62.88 | 91% |
| 13558 | 2016-11-25 14:59:03 | 67.47 | 93% |
| 12725 | 2016-07-12 23:14:50 | 67.48 | 94% |
| 12651 | 2016-07-03 00:58:19 | 69.91 | 93% |
| 12203 | 2016-05-24 20:47:33 | 73.76 | 94% |
| 11145 | 2016-03-11 23:00:02 | 74.73 | 98% |
| 10813 | 2016-02-10 17:57:31 | 69.02 | 94% |
| 10679 | 2016-01-29 04:28:12 | 68.84 | 98% |
| 10229 | 2015-12-28 12:55:28 | 64.96 | 93% |
| 9927 | 2015-10-31 22:50:23 | 64.56 | 95% |
| 9897 | 2015-10-31 20:14:32 | 65.93 | 91% |
| 9291 | 2015-08-15 15:11:21 | 63.05 | 92% |
| 7922 | 2015-07-08 02:46:39 | 74.16 | 97% |
| 7259 | 2015-06-28 16:11:22 | 73.46 | 96% |
| 6194 | 2015-06-01 11:32:56 | 71.89 | 95% |
| 6032 | 2015-05-27 12:59:15 | 63.61 | 97% |
| 5752 | 2015-05-21 00:49:12 | 56.10 | 91% |
| 5605 | 2015-05-16 08:18:19 | 48.03 | 86% |
| 5176 | 2015-05-05 02:49:14 | 57.68 | 91% |
| 4525 | 2015-03-21 17:07:13 | 66.68 | 96% |
| 4463 | 2015-03-17 01:37:37 | 63.00 | 93% |
| 4079 | 2015-02-13 03:25:49 | 64.02 | 95% |
| 3736 | 2015-02-01 21:56:27 | 71.61 | 97% |
| 2217 | 2014-12-05 03:03:32 | 67.33 | 98% |
| 1922 | 2014-12-01 20:18:02 | 58.76 | 93% |
| 1844 | 2014-12-01 02:27:33 | 67.89 | 99% |
| 1771 | 2014-11-30 18:46:57 | 64.38 | 98% |
| 1398 | 2014-11-19 17:14:14 | 60.23 | 96% |
| 1001 | 2014-11-08 20:16:19 | 60.76 | 96% |
| 953 | 2014-11-08 12:08:31 | 58.48 | 95% |
| 873 | 2014-11-07 16:31:38 | 68.06 | 99% |
| 855 | 2014-11-07 06:32:13 | 49.11 | 91% |
| 537 | 2014-11-03 03:54:53 | 55.80 | 95% |