Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5772 | 2018-06-03 15:01:26 | 119.96 | 98% |
| 4477 | 2018-05-22 13:18:19 | 118.70 | 97% |
| 4438 | 2018-05-22 12:41:54 | 116.34 | 98% |