Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 43432 | 2023-07-24 08:42:22 | 71.41 | 97% |
| 32297 | 2022-02-13 13:07:26 | 73.16 | 96% |
| 32018 | 2022-02-04 01:14:52 | 71.78 | 95% |
| 25944 | 2021-10-29 12:58:14 | 77.51 | 95% |
| 25370 | 2021-10-09 13:11:00 | 76.22 | 96% |
| 24881 | 2021-09-30 15:58:55 | 60.36 | 95% |
| 23023 | 2021-07-20 19:55:54 | 58.47 | 94% |
| 22143 | 2021-06-23 18:02:16 | 59.83 | 93% |
| 18919 | 2021-03-14 19:28:11 | 54.46 | 95% |
| 4946 | 2020-08-06 18:04:17 | 56.92 | 96% |
| 2775 | 2020-06-22 18:38:52 | 46.34 | 92% |