And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 62370 | 2019-08-09 22:06:16 | 174.49 | 99% |
| 60766 | 2019-07-21 16:10:17 | 163.34 | 99% |
| 59567 | 2019-07-06 19:43:05 | 189.46 | 100% |
| 56252 | 2019-04-19 01:52:16 | 183.52 | 100% |
| 51145 | 2019-02-21 05:05:56 | 195.42 | 100% |
| 46193 | 2018-12-24 19:00:58 | 161.52 | 99% |
| 45858 | 2018-12-21 20:30:15 | 177.10 | 100% |
| 37119 | 2018-09-15 19:43:03 | 157.05 | 99% |
| 31060 | 2018-07-10 13:55:29 | 156.74 | 99% |
| 30839 | 2018-07-09 13:38:34 | 164.98 | 100% |
| 21126 | 2017-07-22 22:53:22 | 162.60 | 99% |
| 20828 | 2017-07-14 13:32:54 | 155.10 | 99% |
| 20472 | 2017-06-24 22:57:40 | 141.72 | 98% |
| 18963 | 2016-09-24 16:34:48 | 168.70 | 100% |
| 18489 | 2016-03-15 03:50:18 | 123.94 | 87% |
| 18226 | 2016-02-27 18:26:57 | 159.74 | 98% |
| 17764 | 2016-02-17 05:22:17 | 157.78 | 98% |
| 15741 | 2015-10-21 04:38:46 | 154.28 | 98% |
| 15611 | 2015-10-06 15:25:32 | 138.62 | 94% |
| 13733 | 2015-06-17 02:22:44 | 152.79 | 93% |
| 13718 | 2015-06-16 07:17:52 | 152.34 | 95% |
| 13058 | 2015-03-27 04:25:31 | 148.48 | 93% |
| 12848 | 2015-02-26 09:01:29 | 155.62 | 98% |
| 12517 | 2015-01-26 15:55:22 | 154.71 | 97% |
| 11933 | 2013-06-15 19:03:17 | 133.22 | 87% |
| 11917 | 2013-06-15 17:31:57 | 148.04 | 94% |
| 11367 | 2013-05-18 07:44:40 | 145.69 | 96% |
| 10282 | 2013-03-22 14:42:21 | 145.61 | 96% |
| 10110 | 2012-12-15 08:01:28 | 162.99 | 100% |
| 9959 | 2012-10-20 07:51:36 | 171.22 | 99% |
| 9876 | 2012-10-16 04:59:10 | 152.68 | 94% |
| 9477 | 2012-09-26 01:58:35 | 175.31 | 100% |
| 9395 | 2012-09-20 15:32:49 | 149.98 | 96% |
| 8557 | 2012-05-03 16:40:08 | 153.87 | 97% |
| 8435 | 2012-02-07 06:09:46 | 145.52 | 90% |
| 8349 | 2012-01-17 08:34:02 | 139.70 | 93% |
| 8262 | 2012-01-04 06:25:06 | 140.38 | 93% |
| 8209 | 2011-12-28 05:51:05 | 153.30 | 96% |
| 6987 | 2011-11-12 02:51:06 | 141.21 | 94% |
| 6889 | 2011-11-08 16:32:22 | 148.19 | 93% |
| 6653 | 2011-10-31 05:58:35 | 153.42 | 94% |
| 6619 | 2011-10-28 04:48:14 | 140.78 | 94% |
| 6169 | 2011-10-13 15:16:43 | 158.41 | 97% |
| 5960 | 2011-10-07 03:47:07 | 159.35 | 98% |
| 5869 | 2011-09-29 16:26:51 | 157.20 | 97% |
| 5279 | 2010-11-13 06:33:03 | 143.27 | |
| 5245 | 2010-11-12 04:23:33 | 141.20 | |
| 5200 | 2010-11-08 16:11:51 | 160.50 | |
| 5179 | 2010-11-08 00:35:04 | 153.72 | |
| 5159 | 2010-11-05 03:41:23 | 132.68 | |
| 5039 | 2010-10-31 02:06:13 | 131.97 | |
| 4813 | 2010-10-14 13:11:40 | 152.32 | |
| 4521 | 2010-10-03 02:52:16 | 119.81 | |
| 4114 | 2010-09-25 07:14:07 | 158.93 | |
| 4090 | 2010-09-25 04:03:11 | 152.65 | |
| 3933 | 2010-09-19 17:29:17 | 140.23 | |
| 3463 | 2010-09-10 15:34:24 | 177.51 | |
| 3183 | 2010-09-06 07:19:24 | 140.42 | |
| 2977 | 2010-09-04 01:59:09 | 126.69 | |
| 2340 | 2010-08-23 05:05:23 | 167.03 | |
| 1943 | 2010-08-19 03:43:09 | 162.30 | |
| 1731 | 2009-05-30 00:14:19 | 131.32 | |
| 1618 | 2009-01-30 18:23:53 | 142.73 | |
| 1613 | 2009-01-30 08:10:02 | 137.73 | |
| 1444 | 2009-01-03 07:23:08 | 135.00 | |
| 995 | 2008-12-25 08:30:30 | 133.87 | |
| 944 | 2008-12-25 06:10:28 | 136.40 | |
| 833 | 2008-12-24 04:18:22 | 124.05 | |
| 641 | 2008-12-21 05:53:15 | 133.25 | |
| 476 | 2008-12-19 06:47:44 | 122.35 | |
| 339 | 2008-12-17 03:39:36 | 132.43 | |
| 291 | 2008-12-16 06:51:32 | 139.65 | |
| 90 | 2008-12-15 03:19:22 | 129.33 | |
| 52 | 2008-12-14 23:16:36 | 122.02 |