And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9053 | 2017-04-16 05:38:59 | 91.46 | 97% |
| 7952 | 2015-01-28 07:46:35 | 101.88 | 95% |
| 7763 | 2014-12-01 10:09:50 | 86.47 | 91% |
| 7701 | 2014-12-01 06:23:49 | 103.85 | 96% |
| 7697 | 2014-12-01 05:59:07 | 110.47 | 97% |
| 7183 | 2014-11-01 13:18:34 | 93.16 | 93% |
| 7142 | 2014-11-01 04:03:10 | 95.50 | 94% |
| 6721 | 2014-06-25 05:29:23 | 102.38 | 94% |
| 5962 | 2014-06-15 03:35:23 | 83.13 | 90% |
| 5395 | 2014-06-06 09:14:13 | 86.03 | 91% |
| 4845 | 2014-05-31 07:37:08 | 90.28 | 92% |
| 4747 | 2014-05-30 11:50:30 | 100.59 | 97% |
| 4401 | 2014-05-27 08:35:25 | 92.40 | 93% |
| 4108 | 2014-05-25 22:09:13 | 90.06 | 95% |
| 4105 | 2014-05-25 12:08:50 | 95.18 | 94% |
| 3986 | 2014-05-25 08:09:17 | 91.60 | 93% |
| 3413 | 2014-05-19 05:31:29 | 100.26 | 96% |
| 3351 | 2014-05-19 00:21:46 | 83.26 | 90% |
| 1597 | 2014-05-06 12:10:29 | 97.05 | 97% |
| 654 | 2014-05-01 09:38:13 | 95.56 | 97% |
| 293 | 2014-04-29 09:18:35 | 85.66 | 94% |
| 272 | 2014-04-28 09:52:56 | 87.64 | 95% |