I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 104033 | 2022-04-24 10:39:02 | 117.49 | 98% |
| 99472 | 2021-10-02 10:01:51 | 113.98 | 98% |
| 96456 | 2021-07-19 10:24:15 | 115.36 | 98% |
| 91641 | 2021-01-06 08:41:06 | 108.93 | 98% |
| 91415 | 2021-01-02 07:34:24 | 117.16 | 98% |
| 89343 | 2020-11-01 09:05:04 | 117.17 | 98% |
| 82296 | 2020-02-28 08:46:37 | 108.58 | 97% |
| 80754 | 2020-01-30 08:21:22 | 108.41 | 97% |
| 76854 | 2019-10-24 06:31:00 | 102.91 | 97% |
| 76586 | 2019-10-20 08:25:38 | 109.66 | 97% |
| 75300 | 2019-09-16 05:15:35 | 115.77 | 98% |
| 69389 | 2019-04-13 10:47:25 | 105.25 | 98% |
| 69388 | 2019-04-13 10:44:33 | 96.70 | 97% |
| 63256 | 2019-01-21 08:00:33 | 117.00 | 98% |
| 52791 | 2018-08-04 09:48:38 | 114.61 | 97% |
| 50758 | 2018-05-22 00:52:00 | 100.40 | 97% |
| 42769 | 2017-11-17 07:06:14 | 109.57 | 98% |
| 36832 | 2017-08-30 00:02:48 | 94.50 | 97% |
| 30537 | 2017-05-23 05:53:27 | 102.36 | 93% |
| 28827 | 2017-04-24 08:16:02 | 107.53 | 98% |
| 22658 | 2017-01-26 08:25:11 | 106.85 | 96% |
| 20234 | 2016-12-14 07:24:53 | 96.99 | 95% |
| 19106 | 2016-11-17 06:37:13 | 85.25 | 90% |
| 18854 | 2016-11-12 13:54:05 | 96.91 | 97% |
| 18743 | 2016-11-07 06:21:14 | 87.81 | 90% |
| 18122 | 2016-10-24 05:11:38 | 95.69 | 94% |
| 16334 | 2016-08-31 00:21:56 | 96.93 | 96% |
| 15632 | 2016-08-06 06:05:40 | 95.26 | 94% |
| 15310 | 2016-07-27 08:10:15 | 85.67 | 93% |
| 15077 | 2016-07-12 23:26:28 | 95.76 | 95% |
| 14818 | 2016-07-05 23:49:25 | 96.34 | 94% |
| 12766 | 2016-04-07 02:15:26 | 92.29 | 95% |
| 12202 | 2016-03-18 05:13:23 | 91.97 | 93% |
| 11906 | 2016-03-11 01:16:46 | 95.25 | 96% |
| 11836 | 2016-03-09 23:35:42 | 94.15 | 96% |
| 11460 | 2016-02-22 03:19:05 | 88.69 | 91% |
| 10961 | 2016-02-03 00:59:41 | 101.99 | 99% |
| 10857 | 2016-01-29 09:12:11 | 96.82 | 94% |
| 10572 | 2016-01-21 08:54:45 | 91.78 | 96% |
| 10028 | 2016-01-09 12:57:12 | 91.70 | 94% |
| 9628 | 2015-12-29 23:44:12 | 94.80 | 93% |
| 9578 | 2015-12-28 23:34:30 | 67.31 | 86% |
| 9349 | 2015-12-26 07:37:31 | 85.09 | 93% |
| 9298 | 2015-12-24 23:50:58 | 80.35 | 91% |
| 9178 | 2015-12-22 21:37:27 | 97.44 | 97% |
| 8559 | 2015-12-10 02:24:07 | 90.44 | 95% |
| 6927 | 2015-11-03 23:35:33 | 88.09 | 93% |
| 6916 | 2015-11-03 23:23:56 | 88.72 | 95% |
| 6843 | 2015-11-02 04:26:15 | 87.36 | 91% |
| 6480 | 2015-10-28 00:56:18 | 88.43 | 94% |
| 5356 | 2015-10-04 03:53:57 | 85.93 | 93% |
| 5354 | 2015-10-04 03:51:23 | 94.49 | 96% |
| 5292 | 2015-10-02 10:27:34 | 89.52 | 94% |
| 5226 | 2015-10-01 12:03:04 | 95.74 | 97% |
| 5017 | 2015-09-27 12:14:27 | 79.56 | 90% |
| 4232 | 2015-09-08 06:39:21 | 92.93 | 94% |
| 3362 | 2015-08-02 07:18:20 | 80.00 | 95% |
| 2001 | 2015-06-03 22:39:02 | 81.83 | 95% |
| 1703 | 2015-05-30 00:49:38 | 67.78 | 89% |
| 238 | 2015-04-29 00:55:54 | 64.01 | 93% |