And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 103510 | 2022-03-06 11:32:44 | 127.88 | 99% |
| 100832 | 2021-11-26 11:30:46 | 125.40 | 99% |
| 100084 | 2021-10-31 09:44:01 | 130.42 | 99% |
| 100083 | 2021-10-31 08:53:15 | 126.48 | 99% |
| 94595 | 2021-06-12 10:33:45 | 121.56 | 98% |
| 81608 | 2020-02-13 08:37:58 | 110.95 | 97% |
| 76498 | 2019-10-18 08:30:59 | 98.92 | 97% |
| 74432 | 2019-09-01 08:28:04 | 120.01 | 99% |
| 65060 | 2019-02-18 04:13:38 | 115.01 | 97% |
| 59003 | 2018-11-26 08:03:39 | 110.68 | 98% |
| 57074 | 2018-10-24 05:48:40 | 117.62 | 98% |
| 52365 | 2018-07-28 08:22:52 | 119.19 | 98% |
| 51691 | 2018-07-17 08:50:15 | 115.74 | 98% |
| 47600 | 2018-02-06 23:48:29 | 121.83 | 99% |
| 36200 | 2017-08-23 05:26:28 | 95.09 | 96% |
| 36054 | 2017-08-20 14:43:04 | 106.05 | 98% |
| 35800 | 2017-08-16 06:04:22 | 105.83 | 98% |
| 30102 | 2017-05-16 05:06:19 | 100.28 | 91% |
| 29448 | 2017-05-03 05:30:33 | 101.23 | 94% |
| 21451 | 2017-01-02 09:40:21 | 102.86 | 95% |
| 21450 | 2017-01-02 09:38:21 | 98.77 | 94% |
| 21107 | 2016-12-28 07:06:54 | 104.91 | 95% |
| 20493 | 2016-12-18 14:16:52 | 100.16 | 95% |
| 18569 | 2016-11-03 05:13:27 | 104.11 | 96% |
| 17563 | 2016-10-03 07:26:13 | 92.01 | 91% |
| 17509 | 2016-10-03 03:46:17 | 104.79 | 96% |
| 17160 | 2016-09-24 16:49:28 | 94.12 | 94% |
| 15504 | 2016-08-03 08:58:14 | 104.78 | 98% |
| 14961 | 2016-07-09 06:06:24 | 95.24 | 95% |
| 14758 | 2016-07-03 12:03:17 | 94.42 | 92% |
| 14539 | 2016-06-27 04:57:59 | 87.35 | 92% |
| 14022 | 2016-05-31 04:47:41 | 93.32 | 94% |
| 13299 | 2016-05-06 06:29:48 | 91.15 | 94% |
| 12927 | 2016-04-13 06:51:43 | 100.51 | 98% |
| 12444 | 2016-03-25 08:05:20 | 99.79 | 94% |
| 11145 | 2016-02-08 03:55:08 | 99.65 | 95% |
| 10158 | 2016-01-11 08:48:14 | 95.07 | 93% |
| 8261 | 2015-11-29 06:57:04 | 84.66 | 91% |
| 8241 | 2015-11-27 03:42:59 | 95.29 | 94% |
| 7868 | 2015-11-17 23:46:30 | 88.34 | 92% |
| 7284 | 2015-11-08 01:52:07 | 92.40 | 94% |
| 6785 | 2015-11-01 10:15:32 | 81.22 | 90% |
| 6692 | 2015-10-31 12:11:17 | 81.53 | 89% |
| 6550 | 2015-10-29 02:29:43 | 91.86 | 94% |
| 6206 | 2015-10-23 06:02:55 | 92.46 | 93% |
| 6119 | 2015-10-22 07:04:00 | 96.92 | 94% |
| 5860 | 2015-10-17 04:13:45 | 100.56 | 96% |
| 5311 | 2015-10-03 03:58:42 | 90.97 | 95% |
| 5105 | 2015-09-30 01:25:38 | 83.45 | 92% |
| 4248 | 2015-09-09 06:00:55 | 91.67 | 95% |
| 3886 | 2015-08-27 02:08:05 | 92.02 | 95% |