Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4163 | 2022-03-24 19:42:48 | 131.98 | 98% |
| 3461 | 2019-06-18 01:08:16 | 124.88 | 96% |
| 2833 | 2017-11-21 19:03:01 | 113.46 | 97% |
| 2536 | 2017-03-14 20:59:40 | 131.93 | 97% |