You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
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24651 | 2023-01-04 04:52:22 | 206.64 | 100% |
11948 | 2021-02-21 07:47:19 | 174.97 | 98.5% |
3745 | 2020-08-29 23:11:59 | 158.18 | 98% |
2769 | 2020-08-18 15:56:48 | 138.92 | 97% |
41 | 2020-05-11 04:26:08 | 131.25 | 98% |