Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 426 | 2022-02-11 06:17:36 | 83.09 | 97% |
| 408 | 2022-02-07 10:02:35 | 92.88 | 98% |