Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4296 | 2018-05-14 14:28:35 | 58.98 | 96% |
| 799 | 2017-08-08 09:51:34 | 55.60 | 95% |