Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2898 | 2019-08-25 05:51:02 | 68.85 | 96% |
| 2296 | 2019-08-12 07:52:08 | 67.27 | 95% |
| 1250 | 2019-07-25 07:04:52 | 59.03 | 96% |