And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7061 | 2017-02-20 16:15:57 | 94.49 | 98% |
| 6709 | 2016-08-23 14:04:19 | 91.26 | 99% |
| 6092 | 2015-12-05 09:44:37 | 101.08 | 99% |
| 5341 | 2015-07-08 14:18:08 | 101.63 | 99% |
| 5307 | 2015-07-06 12:57:26 | 95.14 | 98% |
| 5272 | 2015-07-05 13:54:40 | 97.84 | 98% |
| 4954 | 2015-05-30 02:12:56 | 90.60 | 99% |
| 4790 | 2015-04-28 13:26:18 | 96.40 | 98% |
| 4292 | 2014-12-31 07:34:21 | 91.34 | 98% |
| 3951 | 2014-10-08 12:36:43 | 96.40 | 97% |
| 3482 | 2014-06-11 02:59:40 | 97.15 | 98% |
| 2758 | 2014-05-04 02:53:17 | 90.29 | 98% |
| 2600 | 2014-04-27 10:32:08 | 100.27 | 98% |
| 2412 | 2014-04-16 01:39:06 | 86.41 | 96% |
| 2104 | 2014-03-17 09:42:21 | 81.12 | 94% |
| 1842 | 2014-03-07 05:28:32 | 80.38 | 94% |
| 1639 | 2014-02-22 07:10:22 | 98.79 | 98% |
| 310 | 2014-01-11 07:42:39 | 87.94 | 96% |
| 160 | 2014-01-07 09:54:57 | 83.95 | 99% |