Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 8216 | 2021-07-13 02:06:55 | 110.95 | 97% |
| 1695 | 2019-07-31 09:17:47 | 99.85 | 96% |