I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 31639 | 2017-02-28 03:03:11 | 85.18 | 92% |
| 29284 | 2016-11-03 07:42:30 | 105.99 | 98% |
| 28233 | 2016-09-19 05:13:07 | 101.56 | 95% |
| 27541 | 2016-08-21 03:33:06 | 87.26 | 93% |
| 26711 | 2016-07-18 04:25:18 | 110.12 | 97% |
| 25919 | 2016-06-26 01:33:50 | 101.30 | 96% |
| 24900 | 2016-05-15 20:49:12 | 102.14 | 95% |
| 24486 | 2016-04-24 05:54:33 | 97.73 | 95% |
| 23996 | 2016-04-05 23:08:06 | 113.66 | 99% |
| 22267 | 2016-03-04 01:00:09 | 98.66 | 94% |
| 21990 | 2016-03-01 15:21:41 | 101.40 | 97% |
| 21740 | 2016-02-24 19:33:36 | 88.46 | 96% |
| 20045 | 2016-01-21 09:12:18 | 97.80 | 96% |
| 19774 | 2016-01-12 06:30:27 | 90.95 | 95% |
| 19456 | 2016-01-08 13:01:50 | 106.23 | 97% |
| 18245 | 2015-11-21 23:52:01 | 99.00 | 96% |
| 17791 | 2015-11-10 16:48:02 | 93.85 | 94% |
| 17606 | 2015-11-05 15:25:51 | 92.33 | 94% |
| 17482 | 2015-11-02 04:19:42 | 93.80 | 94% |
| 17458 | 2015-11-01 12:31:54 | 90.51 | 94% |
| 15649 | 2015-10-09 14:26:50 | 92.02 | 94% |
| 15514 | 2015-10-08 12:15:59 | 97.72 | 98% |
| 15180 | 2015-08-27 23:13:28 | 86.50 | 93% |
| 14997 | 2015-08-26 12:23:17 | 100.11 | 97% |
| 14208 | 2015-08-08 20:19:09 | 98.14 | 95% |
| 13419 | 2015-07-29 08:20:06 | 103.30 | 98% |
| 13260 | 2015-07-27 16:19:25 | 100.14 | 97% |
| 12954 | 2015-07-22 06:30:28 | 86.26 | 96% |
| 12939 | 2015-07-22 00:25:08 | 88.47 | 95% |
| 11195 | 2015-07-01 03:26:13 | 90.35 | 95% |
| 10696 | 2015-06-27 07:57:25 | 103.58 | 97% |
| 9934 | 2015-06-17 03:10:07 | 92.29 | 99% |
| 8909 | 2015-05-29 04:07:36 | 89.07 | 93% |
| 8394 | 2015-05-26 06:32:45 | 100.70 | 99% |
| 8255 | 2015-05-25 20:19:59 | 98.97 | 95% |
| 7914 | 2015-05-23 23:40:51 | 95.86 | 96% |
| 7865 | 2015-05-23 22:11:03 | 76.83 | 92% |
| 7190 | 2015-05-18 16:06:32 | 100.38 | 96% |
| 6962 | 2015-05-17 16:48:14 | 106.97 | 100% |
| 6600 | 2015-05-13 05:42:12 | 113.59 | 99% |
| 5465 | 2015-03-27 21:29:11 | 89.52 | 94% |
| 4869 | 2015-02-02 14:18:18 | 105.26 | 99% |
| 4744 | 2015-02-02 04:22:55 | 86.44 | 93% |
| 4612 | 2015-01-31 22:28:15 | 97.47 | 97% |
| 4606 | 2015-01-31 22:22:04 | 96.17 | 99% |
| 4565 | 2015-01-30 21:07:29 | 95.44 | 96% |
| 3067 | 2015-01-04 02:14:23 | 95.76 | 97% |
| 2734 | 2015-01-02 02:34:20 | 93.72 | 93% |
| 2439 | 2014-12-29 23:26:02 | 94.65 | 96% |
| 1743 | 2014-12-14 07:59:53 | 100.58 | 98% |
| 1265 | 2014-12-06 10:41:21 | 89.08 | 94% |
| 1056 | 2014-12-05 02:59:06 | 107.20 | 100% |
| 932 | 2014-12-03 07:13:53 | 97.27 | 98% |
| 812 | 2014-12-02 08:42:44 | 106.57 | 100% |
| 125 | 2014-11-18 02:21:11 | 86.59 | 94% |
| 123 | 2014-11-17 14:45:24 | 101.36 | 98% |