Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2825 | 2023-05-09 16:04:55 | 169.29 | 99% |
| 2058 | 2021-08-20 10:58:46 | 188.15 | 99% |
| 938 | 2021-05-09 10:32:39 | 161.03 | 98% |