Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2109 | 2019-08-22 19:31:15 | 72.74 | 95% |
| 1413 | 2018-03-21 21:26:33 | 82.66 | 97% |
| 1075 | 2017-05-04 17:33:00 | 87.44 | 94% |