Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 22376 | 2020-10-17 19:26:57 | 127.09 | 98% |
| 12875 | 2019-05-07 07:37:49 | 133.34 | 99% |
| 12849 | 2019-05-05 12:02:35 | 133.95 | 98% |
| 11425 | 2019-01-29 01:45:05 | 116.55 | 98% |