Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1999 | 2018-11-25 11:42:56 | 80.75 | 96% |
| 1610 | 2018-11-08 03:18:27 | 76.50 | 97% |
| 1298 | 2018-10-23 05:21:03 | 72.32 | 96% |