The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 41500 | 2021-10-28 16:38:35 | 142.81 | 99% |
| 39220 | 2021-05-14 14:49:14 | 148.51 | 99% |
| 37299 | 2019-11-18 22:34:41 | 141.32 | 99% |
| 34950 | 2018-05-30 01:06:34 | 136.23 | 99% |
| 33150 | 2018-05-08 21:00:09 | 131.13 | 98% |
| 29778 | 2015-06-08 18:53:02 | 137.55 | 99% |
| 29653 | 2015-05-14 20:58:17 | 135.89 | 97% |
| 28644 | 2015-03-01 23:09:38 | 121.16 | 93% |
| 28485 | 2015-02-03 21:17:43 | 114.75 | 93% |
| 28160 | 2014-06-27 21:54:00 | 112.52 | 86% |
| 26920 | 2013-06-05 20:56:13 | 134.90 | 94% |
| 26568 | 2012-12-17 16:24:12 | 126.44 | 96% |
| 26294 | 2012-11-17 00:26:50 | 120.91 | 94% |
| 25706 | 2012-10-16 22:07:55 | 113.98 | 90% |
| 24775 | 2012-09-10 23:00:24 | 132.82 | 97% |
| 24764 | 2012-09-10 22:53:27 | 130.29 | 95% |
| 24706 | 2012-09-08 02:42:23 | 134.00 | 94% |
| 24375 | 2012-08-09 22:30:18 | 115.12 | 92% |
| 24244 | 2012-07-23 00:57:15 | 128.65 | 95% |
| 24191 | 2012-07-18 21:20:40 | 122.30 | 95% |
| 23700 | 2012-06-18 03:44:47 | 120.96 | 94% |
| 23028 | 2012-04-07 00:16:16 | 124.75 | 96% |
| 22844 | 2012-03-22 00:50:15 | 108.85 | 87% |
| 22609 | 2012-03-16 01:45:39 | 128.28 | 97% |
| 22330 | 2012-03-10 01:11:20 | 111.78 | 90% |
| 22255 | 2012-03-03 02:29:38 | 132.56 | 96% |
| 22213 | 2012-02-29 03:58:22 | 119.94 | 92% |
| 22100 | 2012-02-19 04:57:49 | 127.71 | 94% |
| 21762 | 2012-01-25 23:19:14 | 107.33 | 83% |
| 21029 | 2011-10-12 02:24:44 | 115.34 | 92% |
| 19790 | 2011-08-13 01:13:16 | 141.94 | 94% |
| 19479 | 2011-07-26 02:32:15 | 128.19 | 89% |
| 19139 | 2011-07-07 00:52:46 | 129.15 | 94% |
| 18803 | 2011-06-20 02:28:36 | 130.78 | 96% |
| 17277 | 2011-04-26 01:18:26 | 138.64 | |
| 16841 | 2011-04-18 22:37:59 | 127.99 | |
| 16056 | 2011-04-06 21:51:47 | 127.64 | |
| 16026 | 2011-04-06 07:07:34 | 125.02 | 97% |
| 14720 | 2011-03-21 19:04:35 | 115.36 | |
| 14349 | 2011-03-12 00:59:06 | 109.88 | |
| 13909 | 2011-03-06 00:39:00 | 112.88 | |
| 13748 | 2011-03-04 21:24:15 | 133.65 | |
| 13724 | 2011-03-04 03:07:23 | 143.51 | |
| 12837 | 2011-02-17 22:41:07 | 135.87 | |
| 12427 | 2011-02-12 19:32:08 | 138.00 | |
| 11612 | 2011-01-25 18:38:25 | 137.48 | |
| 11550 | 2011-01-24 18:36:39 | 136.34 | |
| 11093 | 2011-01-14 02:28:59 | 132.81 | |
| 11060 | 2011-01-13 03:58:59 | 133.06 | |
| 10495 | 2010-12-28 08:00:15 | 142.17 | |
| 9353 | 2010-12-09 08:38:37 | 134.22 | |
| 8382 | 2010-11-26 04:57:49 | 136.26 | |
| 7984 | 2010-11-22 07:08:49 | 123.08 | |
| 7401 | 2010-11-17 06:01:08 | 136.92 | |
| 7244 | 2010-11-14 02:29:07 | 126.68 | |
| 6299 | 2010-11-05 03:27:32 | 139.37 | |
| 5020 | 2010-10-22 04:33:39 | 124.63 | |
| 4526 | 2010-10-17 03:13:58 | 123.61 | |
| 4238 | 2010-10-11 04:29:51 | 145.43 | |
| 3922 | 2010-10-07 19:49:34 | 121.67 | |
| 3806 | 2010-10-06 04:53:19 | 111.22 | |
| 3357 | 2010-10-03 04:49:23 | 135.15 | |
| 3086 | 2010-10-01 03:12:49 | 132.55 | |
| 2880 | 2010-09-29 19:14:11 | 124.11 | |
| 2857 | 2010-09-29 18:56:04 | 127.26 | |
| 2791 | 2010-09-29 03:08:13 | 121.10 | |
| 2771 | 2010-09-29 01:45:52 | 118.78 | |
| 2595 | 2010-09-28 00:47:55 | 126.70 | |
| 2557 | 2010-09-27 05:19:11 | 106.90 | |
| 2248 | 2010-09-25 21:13:48 | 114.07 | |
| 2002 | 2010-09-23 04:13:39 | 131.62 | |
| 1525 | 2010-09-21 03:53:08 | 115.56 | |
| 1178 | 2010-09-19 00:16:17 | 130.98 | |
| 1017 | 2010-09-17 04:13:32 | 128.19 | |
| 910 | 2010-09-16 23:45:52 | 136.18 | |
| 886 | 2010-09-16 21:38:10 | 121.75 | |
| 162 | 2010-09-12 21:56:41 | 111.33 | |
| 4 | 2010-09-12 04:37:44 | 112.27 |