When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 28188 | 2018-09-22 17:56:15 | 101.02 | 98% |
| 26323 | 2018-05-24 16:50:33 | 117.22 | 98% |
| 21018 | 2017-05-14 14:29:10 | 124.23 | 96% |
| 19292 | 2017-04-01 12:35:17 | 118.30 | 93% |
| 18490 | 2017-03-10 19:33:32 | 107.87 | 92% |
| 15964 | 2017-02-18 08:25:20 | 97.36 | 91% |
| 13737 | 2017-02-03 11:08:10 | 109.46 | 93% |
| 13568 | 2017-02-02 13:04:47 | 121.98 | 97% |
| 13307 | 2017-01-31 14:11:49 | 103.21 | 92% |
| 12322 | 2017-01-24 14:02:47 | 115.78 | 96% |
| 11402 | 2017-01-16 15:05:22 | 125.96 | 98% |
| 9430 | 2016-12-17 17:37:02 | 90.62 | 90% |
| 8857 | 2016-11-26 18:55:03 | 104.67 | 94% |