And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 27617 | 2018-08-12 11:49:22 | 118.64 | 99% |
| 22724 | 2017-07-29 13:37:01 | 128.94 | 99% |
| 21800 | 2017-06-02 15:24:51 | 124.59 | 93% |
| 19441 | 2017-04-02 13:06:11 | 107.96 | 91% |
| 19004 | 2017-03-26 10:11:02 | 103.96 | 87% |
| 10668 | 2017-01-12 09:12:11 | 111.85 | 96% |
| 10392 | 2017-01-09 15:18:20 | 126.29 | 94% |
| 10343 | 2017-01-07 20:13:06 | 129.02 | 98% |
| 9223 | 2016-12-14 09:34:39 | 118.31 | 95% |
| 6967 | 2016-10-15 13:45:37 | 136.59 | 98% |
| 5445 | 2014-11-12 14:48:47 | 113.21 | 94% |
| 4641 | 2014-11-07 20:28:43 | 100.88 | 91% |
| 4442 | 2014-11-06 16:22:37 | 112.01 | 95% |
| 4382 | 2014-11-06 13:40:09 | 98.65 | 89% |
| 4051 | 2014-11-03 18:45:35 | 103.13 | 89% |
| 3394 | 2014-10-27 10:50:35 | 131.57 | 96% |
| 2630 | 2014-10-19 12:36:27 | 110.54 | 94% |
| 2332 | 2014-10-16 18:23:13 | 108.39 | 93% |
| 2087 | 2014-10-14 19:15:37 | 126.18 | 94% |
| 1562 | 2014-10-10 16:36:59 | 118.64 | 96% |
| 475 | 2014-09-30 18:45:10 | 120.81 | 96% |