Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 18892 | 2024-01-09 14:31:06 | 78.74 | 96.9% |
| 16967 | 2023-07-26 07:38:58 | 75.90 | 98% |
| 16525 | 2023-07-18 05:07:27 | 69.77 | 96% |
| 13936 | 2021-07-12 17:18:24 | 77.51 | 98% |
| 13138 | 2021-06-13 05:27:30 | 73.68 | 98% |
| 12970 | 2021-06-02 13:26:04 | 64.86 | 98% |
| 6385 | 2020-11-23 09:20:56 | 63.85 | 96% |
| 5473 | 2020-11-02 13:26:42 | 64.74 | 98% |
| 2961 | 2020-09-05 17:05:48 | 50.36 | 96% |