And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 18792 | 2013-11-08 09:19:01 | 119.82 | 98% |
| 18168 | 2013-06-04 21:43:47 | 110.10 | 97% |
| 17768 | 2013-03-30 19:28:58 | 116.09 | 95% |
| 17577 | 2013-03-11 14:39:21 | 112.29 | 96% |
| 17524 | 2013-03-03 11:11:21 | 107.35 | 98% |
| 16923 | 2012-12-01 21:51:50 | 112.59 | 97% |
| 15682 | 2012-06-08 02:10:40 | 101.52 | 94% |
| 15477 | 2012-06-04 23:08:49 | 103.31 | 93% |
| 14994 | 2012-03-14 01:42:57 | 119.61 | 97% |
| 14714 | 2012-02-09 13:16:59 | 111.74 | 95% |
| 14265 | 2012-01-28 11:05:40 | 107.19 | 96% |
| 14131 | 2012-01-21 15:31:12 | 107.40 | 96% |
| 14098 | 2012-01-20 10:31:23 | 108.12 | 96% |
| 13697 | 2011-12-31 02:57:02 | 108.94 | 94% |
| 13475 | 2011-12-15 01:10:41 | 102.28 | 95% |
| 13469 | 2011-12-14 21:48:32 | 96.55 | 93% |
| 13429 | 2011-12-14 04:26:52 | 98.79 | 93% |
| 12833 | 2011-12-02 23:31:21 | 100.01 | 94% |
| 12608 | 2011-11-30 20:10:36 | 92.35 | 94% |
| 12530 | 2011-11-29 20:16:05 | 105.37 | 95% |
| 12020 | 2011-11-25 20:18:24 | 96.30 | 92% |
| 11504 | 2011-11-19 23:52:39 | 90.01 | 96% |
| 11203 | 2011-11-18 12:47:52 | 83.83 | 92% |
| 10804 | 2011-11-11 02:25:13 | 84.05 | 95% |
| 10244 | 2011-11-04 21:03:05 | 93.79 | 91% |
| 10098 | 2011-11-01 18:03:19 | 102.37 | 95% |
| 9576 | 2011-10-27 00:07:13 | 98.54 | 93% |
| 9239 | 2011-10-25 21:49:00 | 102.09 | 94% |
| 8807 | 2011-10-22 20:50:02 | 92.04 | 92% |
| 8482 | 2011-10-20 14:44:16 | 100.73 | 94% |
| 7984 | 2011-10-17 15:04:21 | 84.57 | 91% |
| 7936 | 2011-10-17 12:03:48 | 102.85 | 94% |
| 7935 | 2011-10-17 12:02:45 | 99.14 | 95% |
| 7775 | 2011-10-16 18:43:06 | 96.85 | 94% |
| 7339 | 2011-10-13 22:10:06 | 83.82 | 89% |
| 6629 | 2011-09-28 13:32:20 | 100.86 | 98% |
| 6578 | 2011-09-28 07:58:49 | 87.37 | 93% |
| 6402 | 2011-09-23 12:50:41 | 91.74 | 93% |
| 6089 | 2011-09-21 11:14:02 | 87.19 | 93% |
| 5321 | 2011-09-13 22:22:49 | 97.36 | 95% |
| 5084 | 2011-09-09 22:14:24 | 97.17 | 94% |
| 4809 | 2011-09-07 18:55:43 | 85.67 | 92% |
| 4793 | 2011-09-07 18:40:05 | 96.67 | 96% |
| 3900 | 2011-09-01 22:45:52 | 95.17 | 96% |
| 3858 | 2011-09-01 21:20:01 | 96.29 | 97% |
| 3544 | 2011-08-30 10:30:05 | 93.01 | 95% |
| 3075 | 2011-08-26 11:21:20 | 59.25 | 86% |
| 2611 | 2011-08-24 14:25:33 | 93.54 | 97% |
| 1864 | 2011-08-21 11:24:08 | 98.52 | 99% |
| 1754 | 2011-08-21 00:56:43 | 99.72 | 98% |
| 1744 | 2011-08-21 00:46:32 | 78.82 | 95% |
| 617 | 2011-08-11 14:57:47 | 86.37 | 95% |
| 598 | 2011-08-10 15:43:43 | 88.75 | 95% |