Text race history for Hydratictheta (flobosthefish)

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Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

Game Time WPM Accuracy
6311 2020-10-20 02:33:48 68.80 96%
4381 2020-10-02 05:50:50 71.00 96%