Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 52708 | 2023-03-10 10:32:07 | 161.95 | 98% |
| 52277 | 2023-03-06 10:22:23 | 147.34 | 98% |
| 46635 | 2022-02-01 12:11:17 | 132.04 | 98% |