And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 30476 | 2017-12-25 06:13:20 | 113.55 | 100% |
| 29773 | 2017-11-29 02:39:47 | 103.21 | 98% |
| 29175 | 2017-11-15 20:27:00 | 111.18 | 99% |
| 27076 | 2017-07-10 07:29:57 | 115.69 | 100% |
| 26597 | 2017-06-23 08:43:07 | 114.82 | 99% |
| 23689 | 2017-03-13 23:51:59 | 100.42 | 98% |
| 20715 | 2016-06-15 04:03:23 | 105.52 | 98% |
| 20505 | 2016-06-12 03:16:24 | 102.34 | 99% |
| 20486 | 2016-06-12 02:58:15 | 100.89 | 98% |
| 19996 | 2016-05-22 04:51:33 | 95.40 | 94% |
| 19225 | 2016-05-01 00:40:34 | 104.53 | 98% |
| 18867 | 2016-04-17 17:58:44 | 100.83 | 97% |
| 18190 | 2016-03-04 03:56:25 | 107.81 | 99% |
| 17891 | 2016-02-26 21:57:44 | 97.57 | 96% |
| 17396 | 2016-02-10 03:12:43 | 105.93 | 99% |
| 16471 | 2016-01-22 15:10:50 | 93.17 | 95% |
| 16468 | 2016-01-22 15:06:55 | 106.05 | 98% |
| 15904 | 2016-01-17 18:02:17 | 91.23 | 98% |
| 15292 | 2016-01-10 04:14:27 | 86.10 | 94% |
| 15291 | 2016-01-10 04:13:03 | 100.68 | 98% |
| 14909 | 2016-01-03 00:55:05 | 93.56 | 96% |
| 14775 | 2016-01-02 19:19:59 | 91.69 | 95% |
| 14560 | 2016-01-01 13:49:15 | 101.65 | 98% |
| 14273 | 2015-12-31 05:07:21 | 88.55 | 95% |
| 13935 | 2015-12-27 22:43:27 | 103.03 | 98% |
| 13145 | 2015-12-22 02:19:51 | 97.62 | 96% |
| 12972 | 2015-12-21 04:15:14 | 97.22 | 96% |
| 12797 | 2015-12-19 23:00:00 | 100.30 | 98% |
| 12782 | 2015-12-19 22:46:11 | 106.77 | 98% |
| 11727 | 2015-12-09 02:53:25 | 99.38 | 97% |
| 11434 | 2015-12-05 21:05:34 | 83.60 | 95% |
| 10792 | 2015-11-29 20:57:32 | 97.72 | 98% |
| 10033 | 2015-09-27 01:39:44 | 89.99 | 96% |
| 9981 | 2015-09-26 23:37:52 | 97.23 | 98% |
| 9565 | 2015-09-12 23:37:15 | 96.37 | 97% |
| 8971 | 2015-09-07 03:39:57 | 87.98 | 95% |
| 7165 | 2015-01-23 20:26:25 | 80.77 | 94% |
| 6485 | 2014-06-26 22:19:32 | 70.58 | 98% |
| 6372 | 2014-06-19 19:33:26 | 90.27 | 97% |
| 6315 | 2014-06-13 20:19:27 | 85.36 | 95% |
| 6191 | 2014-05-24 00:47:29 | 93.49 | 99% |
| 6163 | 2014-05-17 03:42:50 | 81.49 | 96% |
| 5889 | 2014-04-12 02:47:25 | 93.15 | 98% |
| 5868 | 2014-04-12 02:22:09 | 95.83 | 98% |
| 5720 | 2014-03-16 01:50:33 | 87.62 | 97% |
| 5643 | 2014-02-26 21:26:08 | 87.86 | 97% |
| 4259 | 2013-11-25 19:01:11 | 89.10 | 97% |
| 4112 | 2013-11-14 23:29:49 | 89.67 | 96% |
| 3145 | 2013-08-06 23:50:51 | 69.43 | 92% |
| 1967 | 2013-06-08 22:44:29 | 83.40 | 96% |
| 1737 | 2013-05-25 04:32:59 | 80.98 | 97% |
| 980 | 2013-01-01 23:08:05 | 72.33 | 94% |
| 958 | 2012-12-31 23:50:29 | 71.38 | 90% |
| 727 | 2012-12-22 17:59:19 | 76.03 | 96% |
| 354 | 2012-11-26 22:17:25 | 70.16 | 98% |