Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5923 | 2021-05-25 19:35:05 | 60.95 | 94% |
| 3976 | 2021-04-16 16:33:24 | 66.15 | 97% |