And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 31453 | 2016-09-07 04:10:57 | 83.82 | 95% |
| 31044 | 2016-09-02 03:36:43 | 89.00 | 98% |
| 30163 | 2016-04-03 04:24:09 | 88.32 | 98% |
| 29983 | 2016-03-22 21:20:50 | 87.31 | 96% |
| 29147 | 2016-02-26 21:34:28 | 85.48 | 94% |
| 28795 | 2016-02-19 22:03:41 | 87.35 | 96% |
| 27719 | 2015-10-31 20:26:03 | 84.99 | 95% |
| 27510 | 2015-10-16 14:33:28 | 98.35 | 97% |
| 27412 | 2015-10-13 21:02:53 | 98.33 | 98% |
| 26852 | 2015-10-01 17:07:47 | 94.78 | 97% |
| 26623 | 2015-09-28 13:13:09 | 99.44 | 99% |
| 26187 | 2015-09-11 16:24:20 | 95.49 | 98% |
| 25992 | 2015-09-04 19:51:38 | 95.93 | 98% |
| 25543 | 2015-08-09 01:00:40 | 74.00 | 94% |
| 24393 | 2015-07-31 03:41:49 | 96.19 | 98% |
| 24034 | 2015-07-26 17:38:02 | 88.95 | 97% |
| 21691 | 2014-07-09 23:13:31 | 94.70 | 96% |
| 21512 | 2014-07-06 00:48:48 | 88.46 | 94% |
| 20668 | 2014-04-06 16:19:09 | 83.53 | 94% |
| 20366 | 2014-02-26 16:14:51 | 77.71 | 91% |
| 19816 | 2014-02-12 22:37:35 | 90.24 | 96% |
| 19710 | 2014-02-10 20:30:33 | 95.34 | 98% |
| 19674 | 2014-02-10 15:41:19 | 89.98 | 96% |
| 19478 | 2014-02-03 22:09:05 | 88.03 | 95% |
| 19408 | 2014-02-02 19:24:02 | 71.20 | 93% |
| 18583 | 2013-12-16 17:58:31 | 88.32 | 95% |
| 18446 | 2013-11-12 19:30:16 | 88.29 | 97% |
| 17067 | 2012-11-14 14:55:18 | 73.74 | 92% |
| 16945 | 2012-11-09 06:03:28 | 72.53 | 93% |
| 16784 | 2012-10-25 16:15:55 | 71.40 | 92% |
| 16609 | 2012-10-06 01:53:48 | 94.64 | 96% |
| 16518 | 2012-10-01 03:41:31 | 88.29 | 98% |
| 15953 | 2012-08-05 18:08:23 | 87.62 | 96% |
| 15546 | 2012-07-04 21:18:52 | 86.95 | 94% |
| 14996 | 2012-05-24 01:19:11 | 82.20 | 94% |
| 14606 | 2012-05-21 00:42:15 | 81.69 | 93% |
| 14003 | 2012-05-17 13:40:01 | 96.49 | 99% |
| 13693 | 2012-03-27 07:03:52 | 81.13 | 93% |
| 13300 | 2012-03-18 17:44:51 | 77.49 | 93% |
| 11816 | 2012-03-02 13:46:03 | 75.17 | 93% |
| 11739 | 2012-03-01 00:38:05 | 71.09 | 92% |
| 11450 | 2012-02-27 00:12:15 | 76.24 | 94% |
| 11313 | 2012-02-24 12:22:38 | 75.89 | 94% |
| 10827 | 2012-02-20 03:30:23 | 73.18 | 91% |
| 10437 | 2012-02-16 04:38:55 | 89.54 | 96% |
| 10161 | 2012-02-13 17:12:56 | 78.23 | 94% |
| 9850 | 2012-02-08 09:03:42 | 77.64 | 94% |
| 9416 | 2012-01-22 23:10:23 | 82.88 | 96% |
| 7835 | 2011-11-27 17:19:17 | 85.40 | 97% |
| 7066 | 2011-11-10 18:43:58 | 79.54 | 94% |
| 6904 | 2011-11-07 13:31:44 | 69.28 | 91% |
| 6880 | 2011-11-06 21:53:08 | 84.63 | 97% |
| 6524 | 2011-11-01 14:22:42 | 87.76 | 97% |
| 6275 | 2011-10-29 13:35:10 | 84.31 | 95% |
| 6136 | 2011-10-29 02:43:51 | 82.70 | 97% |
| 5645 | 2011-10-26 02:46:33 | 78.54 | 94% |
| 5355 | 2011-10-22 17:56:31 | 79.73 | 93% |
| 5350 | 2011-10-22 17:52:00 | 88.99 | 97% |
| 5217 | 2011-10-21 23:57:46 | 81.74 | 95% |
| 5103 | 2011-10-20 18:28:46 | 82.05 | 95% |
| 4605 | 2011-10-17 14:56:43 | 66.44 | 90% |
| 4463 | 2011-10-13 23:30:59 | 92.09 | 98% |
| 4209 | 2011-10-09 23:44:18 | 83.37 | 96% |
| 4064 | 2011-10-06 00:06:23 | 83.26 | 95% |
| 3950 | 2011-10-05 13:39:10 | 84.87 | 96% |
| 3299 | 2011-09-24 18:34:47 | 82.35 | 96% |
| 3025 | 2011-09-21 01:22:26 | 81.24 | 97% |
| 2440 | 2011-09-10 08:26:21 | 74.46 | 95% |
| 2081 | 2011-09-02 16:26:10 | 89.94 | 98% |
| 1560 | 2011-05-09 03:31:41 | 79.00 | 97% |
| 1557 | 2011-05-09 03:27:19 | 73.76 | 96% |
| 1091 | 2011-01-05 05:48:43 | 71.33 | |
| 845 | 2010-11-18 07:13:14 | 72.01 | |
| 43 | 2010-08-04 03:21:51 | 57.33 | |
| 15 | 2010-08-04 02:00:06 | 57.85 |