Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 13795 | 2021-08-11 11:48:05 | 143.38 | 98% |
| 11226 | 2021-05-17 10:48:09 | 137.67 | 98% |
| 7286 | 2021-01-02 13:42:25 | 136.89 | 99% |
| 3147 | 2020-09-02 01:23:40 | 141.40 | 99% |
| 1467 | 2020-08-09 13:12:56 | 134.26 | 98% |