And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1212 | 2009-08-19 21:40:39 | 126.07 | |
| 1136 | 2009-08-13 04:26:43 | 107.09 | |
| 1132 | 2009-08-13 04:22:40 | 125.44 | |
| 885 | 2009-07-21 13:00:22 | 129.20 | |
| 788 | 2009-07-10 08:00:47 | 111.98 | |
| 785 | 2009-07-10 07:58:29 | 117.87 | |
| 711 | 2009-07-02 05:14:19 | 106.71 | |
| 417 | 2009-06-09 17:29:40 | 112.44 | |
| 238 | 2008-11-13 02:48:23 | 120.79 | |
| 236 | 2008-11-13 02:46:17 | 105.19 | |
| 233 | 2008-10-17 04:28:57 | 97.58 | |
| 223 | 2008-10-17 04:20:42 | 116.47 |