And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7605 | 2018-03-18 01:23:27 | 86.98 | 97% |
| 6724 | 2018-01-01 13:32:40 | 89.80 | 97% |
| 6420 | 2017-12-14 11:49:13 | 89.24 | 98% |
| 5077 | 2016-08-02 21:16:21 | 73.19 | 94% |
| 4849 | 2016-05-08 17:40:52 | 77.27 | 91% |
| 4785 | 2016-05-03 14:31:37 | 81.52 | 91% |
| 4438 | 2016-04-15 09:40:42 | 81.21 | 91% |
| 3894 | 2016-01-24 05:51:01 | 82.47 | 95% |
| 3757 | 2016-01-16 21:20:27 | 77.76 | 94% |
| 2850 | 2015-09-20 18:14:15 | 81.37 | 95% |
| 1817 | 2015-05-30 01:39:43 | 58.27 | 86% |
| 1574 | 2015-05-16 09:26:19 | 69.44 | 91% |
| 1473 | 2015-05-14 08:01:23 | 72.64 | 95% |
| 1215 | 2015-05-08 13:22:11 | 67.92 | 96% |
| 1082 | 2015-04-30 19:39:15 | 65.40 | 94% |
| 923 | 2015-04-27 19:55:13 | 65.10 | 94% |
| 791 | 2015-04-19 23:46:12 | 61.33 | 94% |