Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1705 | 2017-02-23 04:51:37 | 83.91 | 97% |
| 897 | 2017-01-28 07:19:51 | 72.58 | 94% |