Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 17075 | 2017-05-03 20:56:05 | 92.63 | 98% |
| 16673 | 2016-09-04 18:54:41 | 87.70 | 98% |
| 15621 | 2015-01-24 22:33:32 | 87.03 | 95% |
| 14782 | 2014-11-01 13:14:20 | 87.08 | 97% |
| 13863 | 2014-10-08 15:15:37 | 85.30 | 98% |
| 13698 | 2014-10-05 17:48:30 | 81.63 | 97% |
| 13342 | 2014-09-27 20:30:56 | 89.11 | 98% |
| 13092 | 2014-09-24 14:29:51 | 94.81 | 98% |
| 11637 | 2014-08-12 11:52:12 | 95.03 | 98% |
| 11183 | 2014-06-21 18:25:54 | 95.69 | 97% |
| 10993 | 2014-05-21 16:23:07 | 83.78 | 95% |
| 10960 | 2014-05-14 16:56:34 | 84.42 | 94% |
| 10201 | 2014-03-10 22:16:36 | 81.20 | 97% |
| 10159 | 2014-03-09 12:54:14 | 81.19 | 96% |
| 9907 | 2014-03-02 20:02:17 | 79.70 | 96% |
| 9879 | 2014-02-28 08:26:01 | 86.24 | 96% |
| 9779 | 2014-02-25 13:30:40 | 79.35 | 95% |
| 9487 | 2014-02-16 12:16:14 | 87.25 | 96% |
| 9133 | 2014-02-04 15:44:54 | 81.05 | 95% |
| 8833 | 2014-01-25 10:47:16 | 76.64 | 96% |
| 8686 | 2014-01-18 17:52:24 | 82.72 | 94% |
| 8398 | 2014-01-08 18:22:04 | 75.95 | 94% |
| 4509 | 2013-05-25 12:09:56 | 75.15 | 96% |
| 3922 | 2013-02-08 18:57:42 | 69.54 | 94% |
| 3500 | 2012-11-14 18:40:01 | 70.23 | 93% |
| 3127 | 2012-10-05 13:25:50 | 73.81 | 97% |
| 2815 | 2012-09-25 15:12:52 | 66.14 | 93% |
| 2487 | 2012-09-18 16:15:57 | 71.65 | 95% |
| 2220 | 2012-09-10 18:57:24 | 70.39 | 96% |
| 2062 | 2012-09-02 20:04:14 | 64.58 | 97% |
| 1945 | 2012-08-25 22:27:35 | 66.49 | 97% |
| 1922 | 2012-08-25 08:44:44 | 67.54 | 94% |
| 1456 | 2012-08-09 16:55:16 | 59.58 | 95% |
| 1236 | 2012-08-03 11:40:09 | 63.00 | 94% |
| 489 | 2012-07-20 18:13:59 | 57.50 | 93% |
| 233 | 2012-07-15 16:47:34 | 57.48 | 97% |
| 214 | 2012-07-15 16:18:57 | 60.12 | 98% |