Text race history for Jester (cypher_xd)

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What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Game Time WPM Accuracy
46122 2020-06-01 23:43:17 130.15 99%
40295 2020-05-03 00:50:45 123.65 98%
33294 2020-03-24 10:42:08 104.87 96%
31689 2020-03-08 03:45:26 110.83 98%
31545 2020-03-07 02:59:55 110.13 97%
25822 2019-12-30 15:14:27 110.71 97%
20172 2019-11-02 10:33:09 106.26 97%
16762 2019-09-16 12:23:35 107.69 97%
13055 2019-08-07 10:51:55 120.76 98%
7732 2019-05-02 16:06:27 102.70 97%
5750 2019-04-11 13:55:41 78.54 97%
1961 2018-12-23 16:17:44 101.58 97%
1224 2018-12-09 06:52:59 104.71 98%