And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2397 | 2017-08-08 22:40:50 | 133.33 | 99% |
| 1085 | 2016-11-18 04:47:39 | 129.44 | 97% |
| 684 | 2016-11-01 03:50:49 | 132.49 | 99% |
| 311 | 2016-01-01 00:15:01 | 107.27 | 96% |
| 263 | 2015-12-26 06:27:45 | 103.37 | 95% |