Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3340 | 2019-11-18 15:24:52 | 85.35 | 98% |
| 2501 | 2019-11-05 18:20:25 | 85.15 | 98% |
| 36 | 2019-10-08 15:53:06 | 71.54 | 96% |