Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1315 | 2020-07-05 13:58:01 | 60.22 | 95% |
| 243 | 2017-11-20 20:14:35 | 57.79 | 95% |