Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4076 | 2019-01-20 21:17:06 | 170.86 | 98% |
| 3807 | 2019-01-14 23:14:41 | 188.90 | 99% |