And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 17490 | 2020-10-05 05:45:02 | 87.62 | 99% |
| 14653 | 2019-02-21 22:14:05 | 84.22 | 98% |
| 11696 | 2016-05-19 03:45:11 | 80.63 | 96% |
| 11236 | 2016-05-06 21:27:57 | 85.83 | 96% |
| 9785 | 2015-12-20 07:21:46 | 79.48 | 97% |
| 9700 | 2015-12-08 23:58:48 | 82.17 | 98% |
| 8752 | 2015-10-12 04:47:22 | 87.53 | 97% |
| 6174 | 2014-12-31 07:34:24 | 86.97 | 97% |
| 6108 | 2014-12-28 22:08:38 | 80.81 | 94% |
| 5798 | 2014-10-17 01:48:03 | 82.53 | 95% |
| 4889 | 2014-05-26 22:39:32 | 79.41 | 96% |
| 3849 | 2013-12-16 06:36:48 | 80.46 | 97% |
| 3315 | 2013-09-07 19:52:13 | 80.49 | 96% |
| 3114 | 2013-08-22 21:28:32 | 57.83 | 95% |
| 2837 | 2013-07-30 05:03:45 | 81.78 | 97% |
| 2316 | 2013-06-15 21:27:18 | 82.11 | 98% |
| 1910 | 2013-06-04 09:47:17 | 79.80 | 97% |
| 1823 | 2013-06-04 03:26:30 | 74.18 | 95% |
| 1468 | 2013-05-29 05:39:18 | 72.06 | 97% |
| 1099 | 2013-05-17 19:41:56 | 68.43 | 94% |
| 981 | 2013-05-16 03:02:41 | 76.43 | 95% |
| 353 | 2013-04-09 01:05:31 | 68.56 | 96% |
| 285 | 2013-03-30 07:17:38 | 60.44 | 92% |
| 189 | 2013-03-28 22:59:28 | 62.20 | 93% |