Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 13978 | 2022-03-18 01:00:59 | 66.37 | 96% |
| 7387 | 2021-07-30 04:23:55 | 68.38 | 96% |
| 6474 | 2021-06-20 11:30:03 | 70.29 | 96% |
| 5227 | 2021-05-16 04:48:50 | 63.77 | 95% |
| 4474 | 2021-05-02 08:24:51 | 63.88 | 97% |