Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 21486 | 2024-01-23 12:52:27 | 126.25 | 96.6% |
| 18134 | 2023-08-19 03:23:34 | 124.31 | 97% |
| 5714 | 2022-03-28 10:07:40 | 117.85 | 97% |
| 1990 | 2021-09-05 13:13:55 | 113.79 | 98% |