And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2759 | 2017-02-04 08:51:57 | 108.41 | 100% |
| 803 | 2015-05-06 01:44:09 | 87.18 | 96% |
| 373 | 2014-03-07 05:28:33 | 79.09 | 95% |
| 356 | 2014-03-07 04:58:45 | 86.18 | 98% |
| 295 | 2014-03-06 15:17:52 | 64.81 | 84% |
| 204 | 2014-03-06 12:27:18 | 82.91 | 98% |