Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 11429 | 2021-01-20 17:24:44 | 90.26 | 99% |
| 5840 | 2017-02-15 18:42:22 | 85.54 | 99% |
| 5628 | 2017-02-06 03:41:48 | 83.87 | 98% |
| 5496 | 2017-02-02 17:27:46 | 81.21 | 96% |
| 5043 | 2017-01-14 18:34:35 | 85.83 | 98% |