You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
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23930 | 2024-04-26 22:12:07 | 159.32 | 99% |
13300 | 2020-04-23 02:31:07 | 135.50 | 98% |
12737 | 2020-03-21 10:00:49 | 145.69 | 100% |
10413 | 2019-08-24 20:19:35 | 128.81 | 98% |
8133 | 2019-04-06 21:30:46 | 130.34 | 98% |
1437 | 2018-07-31 05:40:48 | 94.08 | 96% |
246 | 2018-05-11 00:07:51 | 92.17 | 96% |